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There is little sense in worrying about
winds and storms, for these things come
and go of there own accord.

Worry instead about your ship and crew,
your supplies and sails,
for over them alone have you command.

Always remember that hard work is
the hull of your ship, and careful planning
the rigging that supports your sails.

Curse not the Gods when your hopes and
dreams seem certain to be crushed
upon the rocks of reality.

For it was you alone who charted the
course, and you alone who must
keep your dreams afloat.