"A Megathron and a Rokh are sitting in a bar. The Megathron looks at the Rokh and asks "Why the long face?" The Rokh responds: "I can nail a chick from across the room, but she can't feel a thing"
5 Ways To Know You Play Way To Much EVE... ..You walk into a mall and think to yourself, "Damn! I hate jita!" ..You're driving thru the ghetto and you think to yourself,"I really need to get out of low-sec." ..You run away from a car accident because you're afraid the other driver is going to Pod you. ..You get turned on by the phrase, "Skill training completed." ..While having sex, you stare into your partner's eyes and say "Docking permission requested"
"Jita is like a really really hot chick with herpes.....you know you shouldn't, but you just can't help yourself..."