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Name: Joachim Karsten
Corporation: Polaris Requiem
Alliance: None! Strong independent lowseccer
Ship of Choice: Guardian, Scimitar, Oneiros
Joachim Karsten is the best logi pilot in all of lowsec. Many say logi is boring, no killmails, but for Karsten it is art. He is not some stupid wormholer or nullsec carebear, hiding in keepstar like coward. No, he is strong man, with discipline and ISK, because lowsec is the only true place for real capsuleers.
Every day, he sits in his fleets, saving ship after ship, transferring shield like breakfast. The shield flows, the fleet is saved, and the poor wormholers, PhoenixCo and FRAT cry, because they have nothing. They say "oh no, your logi is boring" but then they broadcast for reps in fleet when they are shot. Karsten laughs at them. He has Scimitars. He has Guardians. He has ISK. What they have? Wrecks and frozen corpses.
When he not logi, he rats. Big ships, big explosions, big money. The Serpentis and Rogue Drones try fight, but they only give Karsten more ISK. He fly Golem, because only real NullSec men use big, shiny ships. Not like stupid cloaky campers who hide like small boys.
Wormholers always say "Oh but our space is dangerous and mysterious!" Karsten say: "Nonesense! You only jump from hole to hole like homeless man searching for McDonald's WiFi." In lowsec, we have structure, we have economy, we have logi. Wormholers and nullbears have only fear.
Karsten will never stop logi. This is his empire. This is his dominion. Anyone who say logi is bad, they are just jealous. Because at end of day, a shield rep a day keeps the missiles away, ISK beats dreams, and lowsec beats all..
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[17:45:36] Rytsuki > lol dont run like a pussy
[17:45:38] Rytsuki > come fight
[17:45:43] Joachim Karsten > ❤️
[17:45:52] Rytsuki > haha another loser
[17:46:12] Joachim Karsten > damn lil bro
[17:46:13] Joachim Karsten > who hurt you
[17:47:12] Rytsuki > lilbro lol you're garbage
[17:47:17] Rytsuki > o7