How many bitches do you get? I derived a formula to calculate the answer to my question. Using the formula:
Bitches = (g+d) - a _______________________ s
We take the amount of grass you've touched in the past year, g=0, followed by the number of days since your dad left to get milk, d=2191. Then take that number and subtract it by your age, a = 14. Then we divide it by S, the number of showers you've take in the past year, 0. As you can see, we can't divide by 0. Which means you get absolutely no bitches. The amount is so small that our formula can't calculate one single chance of you getting a bitch
Sigma Male Schedule:
2:00 am- Wake up
2.05am-Cold shower
2.15am-breakfast,almonds, breast milk bought off Facebook, 50mg adderall
2:30am- begin workout,incline bench 2 plates,12x12 with 30 seconds of rest, no warmup.
2:45am-edging,4hrs (for disipline)
6:45am-cold shower
7:00am-begin sprint to work
8:00am-arrive at work
8:05am-get called into boss' office
8:06am-get fired from job for "repeated inappropriate comments" and "predatory behaviour"
8:10am-sprint back home
9:10am- lunch-raw cod, berries foraged on the way home, small pebbles (for digestion),50mg of adderal