Story time \U0001f55b\U0001f55b sisters \U0001f481‍♀️\U0001f481‍♀️so basically I was in class listening to billie eilish ❤️❤️and my headphones got unplugged \U0001f629\U0001f629 and it played bad guy out loud \U0001f50a\U0001f50aso anyway it was playing out loud and all the girls \U0001f46d \U0001f46d were completely vibing to it\U0001f48f\U0001f48f and they were like slayyyyy\U0001f52a\U0001f52asisterrr☠️☠️and i was gonna say something back when a boy\U0001f92e\U0001f92eapproached me and said\U0001f5e3️\U0001f5e3️ "uh billie eilish is so cringe why don't you listed to xxtentacion?" \U0001f9d0\U0001f9d0 and i was SHOOK \U0001f633\U0001f633and completely flipped the F OUT \U0001f92c\U0001f92c i said "you dumb ignorant MALE billie liter ally saved my life \U0001f64f\U0001f64f i was cutting myself for my DEPRESSION since daddy didn't get me tickets to coachella\U0001f474\U0001f474 and a pentagram ⛧ formed on the ground and billie rose up from it\U0001f9d6‍♀️\U0001f9d6‍♀️ and she said "put your faith in allah for he is the most merciful \U0001f4a3\U0001f4a3" and then she left and i was so inspired that i read the korean promised to slay every infidel in my path\U0001f9d5\U0001f9d5 until shariah law was implemented world wide" he then was like I won't allow a mujahid to spread the gentle message of mohamabamba and then summoned a djinn \U0001f9de‍♂️\U0001f9de‍♂️ in the shape of jahsehs foreskin and he said he was the servant of shaytan\U0001f479\U0001f479well i wasn't going to let blasphemy\U0001f621\U0001f621go unpunished and chanted oh allah the most kind and beautiful please banish these heathens back to hell\U0001f519\U0001f519 and suddenly the heavens opened and we loooked and it was billie\U0001f929\U0001f929she said "i am allah and i was disguised as billie to give hope to all 14 year old girls"\U0001f61c\U0001f61cbut then i felt an evil force rising\U0001f633\U0001f633it was xxxtentacion\U0001f632\U0001f632 he said "spotlight uh moonlight uh beat woman cos they have no rights uh"\U0001f926‍♀️\U0001f926‍♀️ and then allah and X fought and of course allah won \U0001f609\U0001f609 and spread World peace ✌️✌️ so anyway that's the TEA sisters ☕☕stay tuned for my fenti beauty \U0001f484\U0001f484 giveaway \U0001f389\U0001f389and remember praise allah everyday\U0001f917\U0001f917