Part of bio that claims this is an alt of some uber pvper (random link)
Section from combat log inserted here, stating how hard your guns hit a stationary/slow moving NPC, (include damage amount), which has obviously been faked.
Section about what damage to use/tank against NPC's, copied from someone elses bio, usually with the last few lines of information missing
Lyrics to a song, (Preferably theme from Firefly)
Witty remark about the Russians/Goons/Miners/other FOTM
Random bit of made up convo with some totally real and not made up at all carebear who raged at you in local.