Nutmegpainter > fucking horrible
http://fcftw.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=22163371

Never give up. Never surrender!

This is my directional Scanner. There are many like it, but this one is mine. If i neglect to use my directional scanner properly I WILL DIE.

For millennia, alchemists tried to turn stupid lead into gold. Game developers have fixed that formula by ditching the dead weight of the eighth word.

An army of scientists building a vast underground proton cannon to aim it at your god would only prove your religion right in the most awesome possible way.

Pablo Croccobar > MEXICAN LEADER STANDING BY

Sus Lemo > i can see him, out on the green, tootling around in his golfmobile, jar of salsa and huge bag of cocaine beside him

http://i.imgur.com/bLfUB.png

http://i.imgur.com/Ef5WNhx.jpg

Eliza Pierce > Right, Kulper's Law.
Eliza Pierce > "If you're going to die, die doing something valiant and stupid."

http://xkcd.com/1534/