HydroSan spent his youth traveling the world with circus troupes. Performing as either "Dog Boy" or "The Bearded Lady", he delighted audiences with his long and luxurious body hair. Those halcyon days came to an unfortunate end when an accident with a rice picking machine left him permanently hairless and almost completely homosexual.

These days HydroSan lives a pale shadow of his former carnival lifestyle. Whining to his otaku girlfriend and playing internet spaceship games, his only comfort is his wig collection, which has made him a celebrity in the anime cosplay scene of Topeka, Kansas.