Shield vs Armor - shields are like pants, they're supposed to come off. Armor is like the condom once its gone ur fucked.
John Caffeine > This isn't a fleet. It's just me moving my alts around.
[14:19:06] WO2 Tiger anyone feel like having some fun? [14:19:58] John Caffeine I'll bring the condoms if you bring some lube. [14:20:31] WO2 Tiger hehe sure [14:20:37] WO2 Tiger WO2 Tiger's Fleet [14:21:14] John Caffeine Oh, you meant shooting internet spaceships. [14:21:19] John Caffeine I was thinking of gay sex.
Amarr: God says I'm better than you, so stop resisting, my armour is the thing I know that resists. Lasers! God will judge you. Caldari: I don't need a fast ship, I can profitably hit you from here. Gallente: Just wait 'til I get more space I mean range........Ah screw this, drones attack! Minmatar: Damnit, the duct tape. Screw this, I believe! - overheating micro warp drive and guns.
CEO Benevolant, gracious absolutely fab ! If I say so myself. Even though there are neophyte like Rockgrido born yesterday... anyway IWas on the neocom with some clients -
Looking for some little Minmatar to buy, I need a new slave to massage my feet and wipe the giblets off my Apoc after a long day of keeping those little trash minnies in line and showing them where they belong. Under my chains. Convo me for pricing and the condition of your slaves.