Without hesitation I'll accept any mission given me, no matter how impossible it may seem.
I will never show interest in the target, even if it's obvious she is much more interested in me.
No cock blocker is so beastly or boring that I will not aggressively engage her in stunning conversation.
Gallently will I engage the enemy. No lie is too large, no shame too great, no cock blocker too gargantuan to deter me.
My personal reputation does not concern me, even though I become known far and wide as "The Beast Master."
Always shall I be ready to back up whatever insanely monstrous lie my flight leader tells.
Never shall I abandon my flight leader. By any means necessary I will see the mission through, though it means waking up next to what is, for all practical purposes, a buffalo.