PIRATE = Protecting Innocent Roids Against Treacherous Exhumers
"Captain, We're completley surrounded!" "Excellent, We can fire in any direction."
1. If it moves, shoot it. 2. If it doesn't move, poke it with your turret and then shoot it. 3. When in doubt -- empty yourmagazine 4. There is no problem that cannot be solved by the use of high explosives. 5. OverKill Works. 6. If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush. 7. Average 782.6 ships are lost to porn every day : LOG BEFORE YOU FLOG 8. Five second bombs blowup in three seconds. 9. Try to look unimportant. The enemy may be low on ammo. 10. Don't look conspicuous -- it draws fire. 11. Never draw fire -- it irritates everyone around you. 12. Teamwork is essential -- it gives the enemy other people to shoot at. 13. The enemy diversion you are ignoring is the main attack. 14. The easy way is always camped. 15. Press f1-f8 for diplomacy options