From somewhere in the EVE forum: CCP: “Hey there gamer; check out this cool space sim mmo!” Gamer: “Gee wizz. That sure looks neat! I’ll pay 15 dollars for that!” CCP: “Great! Here’s a quick tutorial: this is how you move, lock on, and shoot at stuff. Got it? Good. Looks like you’re ready for the big leagues, Champ!” Gamer: “Wait wha…” CCP: “SINK OR SWIM!” Gamer: “HELP! IM DROWNING!” CCP: "Go talk to those other players! They will help you and give you advice! Gamer: “BUT THEY’RE DROWNING TOO!!!” CCP: “Yes, but they are drowning LESS than you. Good Luck!”
And that is the way it should remain. And all that coming from me, an insufferable carebear…