What do I do? Fleet Logistics. Armors and shields.
No one in space can touch me on that. But does anyone appreciate that?

While you were busy minoring in gender studies and harmonizing a cappella at Sarah Lawrence, I was min-maxing every LOGI fit in existence. I was one click away from making our fleet untouchable by any force in New Eden, that would force a complete revolution of EVEs game mechanics.

I prevent strategic cross-fires, I monitor the integrity of logistics chains, I orchestrate strategic maneuvers for crucial alliance defense systems.

Horde space, have you heard of it? All those ship modules you get directly to your shitty inventory day after day? Every dipshit who shits his pants if he can't get his NBI replacement ship in under 12 seconds? It's not magic; it's talent and sweat. People like me, ensuring your our infrastructure stays intact.

So, what do I do? I ensure that one misstep in a critical situation or a poorly executed jump doesn't jeopardize the entire fucking alliance enterprise.

That's what the fuck I do.