2 BANGS 3 ADDERAL 1 BRAINCELL WHAT THE F&^%#%CCCKKK Guess what I had for breakfast? BANG!!! Guess what I had for lunch? BANG!!! Guess what I had for dinner? A FELONY WHEN I DRINK BANG ENERGY I FEEL LIKE I CAN SEE OTHER PEOPLES WORDS *its cause you're reading a book* Oh.... THE BEST WAY TO DRINK A BANG IS WITH A SPOON AND A LIGHTER SLEEP? WHAT THE F%#@ FLAVOR IS THAT? NOTHING LIKE A NICE DRIVE TO THE GYM *sips bang* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH B.C.A.A. ITS LIKE THE NCAA, BUT WITH BITCHES I WORK OUT AT A PARK BECAUSE I GOT BANNED FROM 24 HOUR FITNESS FOR GRUNTING TOO MUCH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ONE WHY THE F&%$ ARE YOU YELLING? I'M ON BANG HE'S ON BANG MY CAMERAMAN'S ON BANG F%$@ WHY DO I DRINK BANG? BECAUSE MY COCA COLA DEALER IS IN JAIL FOR LIIIFFFEEE *drive like your kidis live here* F%$# YOUR KIIIIIDDDDSSSS Bro think he tuff