You put your hands in the air And you jump off the ground And then you take that funky butt and you shake it all around And lightly jog in place and then crank it up to a prance This is the cool patrol dance
Now put your hands in your pockets And take them right back out Then spin around in a circle and make an animal sound Then glide into the sprinkler like you're gonna water the plants This is the cool patrol dance
You put your hands in the air And then stick out your rear end And then you wiggle it real hard and you hug your closest friend And then you wildly remove your clothes and tearaway pants This is the cool patrol dance
Now rub the peanut butter on you From your head to your feet And cover up your nudity with different cheeses and meats Then slap a camel because this could be your only chance This is the cool patrol dance
You put your hands in the air And grab a bird from the sky And eat it whole so that you may absorb its power of flight Now you can also dive bomb fish because your vision's enhanced This is the cool patrol dance
You're basically a superhero now So throw some cars Then rub your magnum thighs together and set fire to Mars Now harness all your sexy fury in a victory stance This is the cool patrol dance!
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