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---------Universal Banking Corporation--------
---"Our Greatest investment is our members"---
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│ Here at Universal Banking we invest in the darkest
│ and most profitable acts of humanity. We are one
│ of the few banks who understand the best way
│ for one to gain ISK is to invest in our members,
│ Not their money.
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│ Do not contact us with requests for recruitment,
│ If we want you, we will find you on our own.
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“What every man needs, regardless of his job or the kind of work he is doing, is a vision of what his place is and may be. He needs an objective and a purpose. He needs a feeling and a belief that he has some worthwhile thing to do.”