Scary Ships On D-Scan – ☠ "Bro just ignore local, they never engage…" ☠
Welcome to SSODS, where our only strategy is making your heart skip a beat every time you hit D-Scan. We don’t care if we’re actually a threat—we just want you to tab back in, panic-warp to a safe, and question your life choices.
✦Who are we? We're the bogeymen of local chat, the reason you check your overview twice, and the friendly neighborhood murder enthusiasts.
✦ What do we do? ★ Cloaky nonsense – Are we in system? Are we AFK? Who knows? ★ Nano shenanigans – Catch us if you can (spoiler: you can’t). ★ BLOB or SOLO – Sometimes we bring 50, sometimes just a Tristan. Both are equally terrifying. ★ Industrial “Relocation Services” – Your stuff looks better in our cargo.
✦ What we offer: ✔ Free content (for us, not you). ✔ The thrill of existential dread. ✔ The psychological advantage of making people warp to a safe for no reason. ✔ An SRP fund (funded entirely by your tears). ✔ Comms that sound like a Twitch chat on fire.